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Tickle your arse with a feather
I said
particularly nice weather we’re having
I hope your rash clears up
Not you love
I was talking to my pikey friend
It all depends how near to hers she lets you put your glass
You disgust me
How could you?
Sleeping with me
How could you?
How many cats have lost their lives for you to wear that coat?
All the way from Florida?
You Australians are always welcome

She’s a ten
You muppet